"and I poked a sea cucumber! and it squirted all this shit out!"
"Dude. sea cucumbers evert their viscera when disturbed."
"What!"
"Yes. It's a fact. It just came up out of my brain, it could be completely made up, it's probably something I learned in 2nd grade."
"It's probably true. I poked your neurons right and the facts squirted out. Anyway it was a federal offense."
"Let's look it up ... "
"You know once in med school 6 of us were passing around this photo of a guy who sat on a toilet on a cruise ship and it sucked out his lower colon and we all got called into the dean's office and they said, "This is an expelling offense.""
*I crack up*
She looks at me blankly...
"Expelling. Expelling..."
"Oh! hahaha yeah i guess so! Like the sea cucumber!"
Dr. Beth cheers me up! She also educated me about Thetans and Tom Cruise!
"Dude. sea cucumbers evert their viscera when disturbed."
"What!"
"Yes. It's a fact. It just came up out of my brain, it could be completely made up, it's probably something I learned in 2nd grade."
"It's probably true. I poked your neurons right and the facts squirted out. Anyway it was a federal offense."
"Let's look it up ... "
"You know once in med school 6 of us were passing around this photo of a guy who sat on a toilet on a cruise ship and it sucked out his lower colon and we all got called into the dean's office and they said, "This is an expelling offense.""
*I crack up*
She looks at me blankly...
"Expelling. Expelling..."
"Oh! hahaha yeah i guess so! Like the sea cucumber!"
Dr. Beth cheers me up! She also educated me about Thetans and Tom Cruise!
I went on this kick-ass field trip as a kid, where we not only caused the sea-cucumbers to evert, we then fried them in butter.
Tasted like butter rubber-bands, but I remember all the lectures on dragline fishing, too.
Posted by: wired | August 26, 2006 at 08:31 PM