My friends, I am honored to introduce you to....
scarletdemon's brilliant essay, Feng Shui of the Penis.
* If you must sit in front of a mirror when masturbating, offset it slightly, so that you can disperse your ch'i (and possibly see anyone coming in behind you). Alternatively you could place something between yourself and the mirror, to absorb your energy; such as a plant, an ornament, a willing friend, or a wind-chime.
* Arranging a symbolic object such as a camera, or webcam, to point at your penis is a good way to increase Wealth and Friendships.
Who's going to write Feng Shui of the Vulva?! And Feng Shui of the Asshole? Come on now... I'd do it, but I can't get to it until this weekend!
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