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Joshua

Milk, baking soda paste, and honey are all effective for skin contact. Nothing is 100%, though. The baking soda was probably your best bet.

Jo

Oh your poor coochie! Mine is all pursed in sympathy!

Melanie

Not just pursing, but cringing. Did you even know coochies can cringe? Glad to see you were level-headed in a time of crisis and skirted disaster. This time. I think putting the capsaicin cream in a special ziplock bag with the baking soda is your best idea yet.

bri

Great cringing coochies!

This episode should be giving you all sorts of product ideas to make ONE MILLION DOLLARS with.

minnie

hahahaha. that was WAY better than my terrorist glass in the ass bathtub expreience.

Jo

The thought of putting honey up my coochie is also a bit daunting, I must say. Though if it were on fire I'd probably try just about anything.

ps blame yuppie k_llen's mom for the pickeye. He got it first.

Jo

That would be PINK eye. ewww.

bri

Hi. I'm Ricky Shroeder and I'm here to tell you about something a few of us will face at one point in our lifetimes.

I'm talking about Pepper Coochie Syndrome.

Doctors haven't found a cure yet, but we do know it arises from a terrible combination of the Spanish Armada and a tube of Vagisil.

But please -- read before you pee. Think of the coochies.

* The More You Know *

bri

Besides, I just have to ask (to continue this field day I'm having at your expense, and for that I apologize):

was there a warning label on the pepper cream? to the effect of "do not spread on genital area"?

cynthia

Oh badger, I hope the capasaicin has been fully neutralized...ow ow ow ow ow *crossed legs in sympathy*

badgerbag

Actually I am totally fine.

On the "playing the glad game" side, we can all be glad it wasn't hemorrhoids.

Jo

Is there no end to what the Spanish Armada will do!

elswhere

This is even funnier than the swans on the piano.

Prentiss Riddle

Actually capsicum is supposed to be good for hemorrhoids, the application of chiles to the anus being a preferred form of police torture in South Asia notwithstanding.

John F.

Had a fraction of this problem when I came home to eat awhole jalepeno pizza. The next mornin(of couse forgetting what I had eatin the night before)was on the white throne in terror. Thanks for the reminder

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