Oh man

The beauty of this imaginary girlfriend thing is that one could just accept all the auctions in some clever way and send them the same letters. Hmmm. And could use any imaginary picture.

I like the t-shirts!

Wow, I could so, so, easily do the imaginary girlfriend thing. Love letters? no problem! Skimpy thong dropped into the mail? Hell, you can get them 3 for 5 bucks in the Macy's sale bin. (And annie sprinkle used to do this - mailorder (used) underwear.) Imaginary breakup? Oh, that would be the fun part. It would be more interesting to do no thong, and the "strictly wholesome" girlfriend.

The brilliant thing would be to photoshop me and the guy into a picture together. Then his friends would believe it! I'd have to use a photo of me from some years ago when I had long hair, I guess.

On 2nd thought I could market it as "your imaginary geek girlfriend"...