My dog has no nose. How does he smell? Awful!

What is the horrible smell in here?? What? It's in every room. Did a raccoon die under the house? It smells of decay, and cat shit... maybe the cats have poop stuck to their butts, and are always next to me?

*checking cats under their tails*

Nope. It's not me, I just had a shower!

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Now there is a strong smell of pot smoke. Maybe it's the hole in the window.