Dear virii,

Welcome! Why don't y'all just settle right in. The lining of my brain is very comfortable about this time of year. I hear the dura mater in particular is cosy and warm. My inner and middle ears, as well, are known far and wide as amusing playgrounds.

If you would care to invade my sinuses, they seem to be unoccupied and I'm sure would love to have you.

Come on in! Make yourselves at home!

Signed,

Badger Hemulen