pointy

Why do women wear those pointy toed shoes? I was in the elevator yesterday at school and heard an anxious, yuppy-ish "click click click click" and sure enough a pointy toed chick with a hundred dollar haircut and a large latte twittered into the elevator with me. I could not stop staring. I just wanted to grab her by the shoulders and look into her eyes and yell, "What is wrong with you! NO ONE HAS FEET THAT SHAPE!"

Why am I a freak for having a simple piercing and silly hair - as if wearing those fucking shoes weren't a much worse body modification!?