inspiration

After spending several days doing nothing but reading the ultimate marysue novels and the Potter Sue of the Day archives, I charge, grim, fell, helmeted, and violet-eyed, up the hill of terrible parodies.

I feel inspired to go dig up my Ayla-invents-quantum-mechanics "Lost Chapter from Valley of the Horses" thingamabob.

The "Half-Elf girl with firelizards who goes to Hogwarts" tempts me, but seems too easy. Now, _Ayla_ at Hogwarts, that would be hilarious. Molly from Neuromancer goes to Hogwarts... Joan of Arc goes to Hogwarts... heh... The possibilities are endless. Please suggest more terrifying combinations. I should write one for Jo's daughter with a teenage version of herself in it.

By the way, the Immortals series is not so good. Daine is boring the crap out of me as is the "I accidentally mind melded with Elric" yawn-inducing pages and pages of Chaos vs. Other Gods and swirly flowing lights. Meeting the platypus god was amusing for about a minute. Protector of the Small is still by far the best series.

Actually. Speaking of Moorcock. How about sending Elric to Hogwarts as the D.A.D.A. teacher.