new tigersDreamed that we had

new tigers

Dreamed that we had accidentally caught a tiger. It had once been a human being. Its tail got stuck in the door and we had to get very close to its claws to set it free. It stayed in our house and we fed it crackers. It learned how to talk a little.

When we released it into the wild, it eventually interbred with california mountain lions and a new race of intelligent tigers was born. People all over California had to be much more careful about going outside.

I met our tiger at a picnic years later. It had a big pile of delicious looking roasted meat on a giant platter, and kept offering bites to people, but I refused, knowing it was roast human.