gluteus minimusthis was hidden away

gluteus minimus

this was hidden away on my sister's blog comments but I invented something I was calling "Invisi-Ass" which would be one of those japanese invisibility cloaks, but for your ass. But Bri topped that easily, effortlessly, like a master of chindogu, with his "Ass-Away", "Hinder Hider", "Assmasker" and "Gluteus minimus".

I think he might have been whisked away from our family by evil fairies because we all sit around thinking of names like this -- I particularly remember my mom's brilliant car name from one thanksgiving past -- the Nissan Assfinder (nemesis of the Assmasker?).