my underwear
It's too hot for underwear today.
In honor of the 100 degree weather, I invented a GRRRREAT butt-scratching disco-dance vaguely reminiscent of the cartoon of Carol Burnett scratching her ass after sweeping the floor or whatever she was doing. Correctly marketed, this dance would clearly make me one MILLION dollars. I think L. can testify to this.
At the Bad Moms Club, Z. was running around in her underwear saying "Guess what, my nail polish gives me SUPERPOWERS!" I was so inspired by this! It will become one of my many mantras!
Later I convinced this kid that I am a werewolf, and at the full moon, I turn into a wolf with purple fur.
It's the butt-scratching dance that gives me these superpowers...
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