adventureMy dad telling the story

adventure

My dad telling the story of how, every morning, he prepares his breakfast and lunch in exactly 2 minutes. I don't know the details, but the punchline is that he opens the fridge and with his eyes closed, grabs a random container of yogurt and puts it in the lunch bag, while murmuring the words "Thus the adventure begins." (or something like that - L, what were the exact words?)