more inventions, unspeakable euphemismsA fabulous

more inventions, unspeakable euphemisms

A fabulous invention: a t-shirt with a couple of blue-footed boobies on it in strategic locations, and then "I (heart) Boobies".

I'm going to make ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

CafePress, here we come.

I also nearly made L. wreck her car yesterday. She was in uncontrollable spasms of laughter.

Me: L, so, when we lived in Texas, did you ever hear any other kids refer to their genitals as their 'front butt' ?
L: Whaaaaaaa.....!!!??? *struggles to keep from spewing out iced coffee*
Me: You know, certain people would say "my front butt". It was bizarre.
L: "Uhhhh! I'm driving! Uhhhhh!!!! Nooooo!!! Like they didn't have ANY OTHER WORD for it?"
Me: Yeah. Do you think if I try looking up "front butt", I'll get anything?
L: Uhh!! Stop it! Stop it! My stomach hurts! Stop saying it! I'm DRIVING!

I have no explanation for it, but clearly remember at least 2 kids, around 10 or 11 years old talking about their 'front butt", simply meaning genitals. I picture their moms sitting next to them while they were in the bathtub as toddlers, telling them "Now Pam..." or "Now, Charlene, be sure to wash your butt, and your front butt too, y'hear?"

Now it appears to have taken on a whole nother meaning, either cameltoe, or a big roll of fat.
But if you go here to iusedtobelieve then you can get confirmation of my story!