Hat tip to oursin. Zoe Williams barrels forward beautifully, and just past the killingly funny bit that slams some crap Fay Weldon said about how more women should fake orgasms so as not to destroy men's egos, there's the most awesome punch:
So, from the top: feminism has destroyed men, women, the happy congress thereof, any joyful union that might once have resulted from that congress, and in the event of accidental union, any chance that it might last. Let's say it lasts long enough to produce offspring, feminism has destroyed our ability to care for and nurture them, destroyed men's desire to hang around and provide for them, destroyed the confidence of this blighted spawn, craving as it does a mother's love, and hereby stored up all the social ills commensurate with creating a child heedlessly, and failing properly to love it. If, however, you chance upon a feminist who hasn't done this, it is because she complacently failed to have children at all, which is a downward spiral for the nation, and, indeed, the race, as well as, naturally, emptying a void into her soul that she will never fill, that will ache with sorrow until her self-induced cancer carries her away. Shucks, I forgot about her getting raped. She's probably been raped, too, and it was all her own fault.
ZOMG love love love Zoe!!!! This was too hilarious - a brilliant and inciscive rant.
Knitting geeks will bridle at the closing sentence.