I'm not linking to it, but Rook is cracking me up by trolling the nasty conservative rape apologist posts and posting stuff like this:
But you don't have any funny mocking phrases there. Can you help come up with some fun ways to make fun of women who are held down forcibly and have penises thrust into their crotches without being penetrated?OMG, when Rook trolls, he really goes for it. Years of practice of Internet Arguing! My mate! Defending the honor of all of us who get blindingly angry and have the tackiest ever bitter humor!
The idea is to make cutesy phrase to make fun of the stupid feminists who call it "near rape". I thought of one new one: "It Tastes So Good, I Can't Believe It's Not Rape". But I'm sure there are better ones out there.