I have developed a new talent. It is interesting how mastery over one's body can increase with age, or maybe obsession with mastery increases. Yoga as the illusion of control over physical mortality.
So you know how you can shoot water up one nostril and have it come out the other nostril, or down your throat? Thanks to my newly acquired tonsil yoga and long-nozzled squeeze bulb, I can now shoot water up the back of my throat around my soft palate, through my sinuses, and out my nose. It'll be a great party trick! Try it with whiskey and a turkey baster!